A Funny Wedding Anniversary Poem: Just You and Me

by Sarah
(Paden, Mississippi, USA)

A funny wedding anniversary poem shared with The Wedding Anniversary Site community by Sarah. Lots and lots of poems for wedding anniversaries free to you for your personal use.

I know we aren't as young as we used to be
My hips pop, my joints knock, and I can barely see
But I still remember getting down on one knee
And asking you sweetly if you'd marry me

At least...I think that was you
I have to admit, you've changed a lot too!
You're skins a bit looser and your hair is blue
And you're favorite food's the kind you don't have to chew

We've had our ups, we've had our downs
we've have our smiles and our frowns
we've both learned to make some interesting sounds
we've both put on a couple of pound

We've wheeze and coughed, we grunted and grumbled
we've yell and screamed, we muttered and mumbled
And there have been times when we've faltered and fumbled
But you've been there to catch me whenever I stumbled

There's really nowhere I'd rather be
Than sitting with my hand on your knobby old knee
Swinging and singing, just you and me
On the day of our anniversary.

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Well done! Really enjoyed that!

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