My Golden Grandparents

by Nettie Longshorte

A 50th wedding anniversary poem shared with The Wedding Anniversary Site community by Nettie. Lots and lots of golden wedding anniversary poems for wedding anniversaries free to you for your personal use.

Oh Grandma, Grandpa, you've been married a long time -
half a century in fact - are you sure you're feeling fine?
I mean, let's face it, you're really not the best.
For starters let's not even mention Grandpa's disgusting vest!
And granny's annoying habits, her disgusting apple pie,
Whenever I go near her cooking I feel like I want to die!

And Then there's the way you shout, and holler, and scream,
When you're both together you're as sickly sweet as cream.
Ah well then fine, as long as you can stand each other that's it.
But just so you know, I'm never coming back over, not one bit.
For what you've done, these horrible things, you've shown no remorse,
So as your golden wedding present I'll help you pay for the divorce!

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